Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A: A collie-flower!
Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
A: He was trying to make both ends meet!
Q: Why do dogs wag their tails?
A: "Because no one else will do it for them!"
Q: Who is the dogs favorite comedian?
A: Growlcho Marx!
Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
A: He stole the show!
Q: How do you know if you have a stupid dog?
A: It chases parked cars!
Q: Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Because frost bites!
Q: What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog?
A: An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!
Q: Why don't dogs make good dancers?
A: Because they have two left feet!
Q: Where does a Rottweiller sit in the movie theater?
A: Anywhere it wants to!
Q: Why did the dog wear white sneakers?
A: Because his boots were at the menders!
Q: What is a dog's favorite food?
A: Anything that is on your plate!
Q: What do you do if your dog eats your pen?
A: Use a pencil instead!
Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A: A dog that chases cars - and catches them!
Q: What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
A: You can step in a poodle!
Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a lion?
A: A terrified postman!
Q: What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?
A: His bark was much worse than it's bite!
Q: What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
A: That hit the spots!
Q: What do you get if you cross a Pitbull and a hyena?
A: I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs!
Q: Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat?
A: Cats can't drive!
Q: How do you catch a runaway dog?
A: Hide behind a tree and make a noise like a bone!