It sounds like the plot of a horror B-movie. But for the people in South Florida, it has become a reality. They are fighting against a plague of giant snails.

This incredibly sad photo shows a puppy covered in blood sucking ticks as he was left on the stoop of a local animal shelter. While ticks can also infest humans, they commonly go after furry creatures like dogs and cats, this pup was host to an unusually large number of them. Hundreds of ticks were found in his ear and all over his body.

Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

 

Q: Where do Superman's goldfish live? A: In the super bowl.
Q: Where do Batman's goldfish live? A: In the bat tub

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.

 

What is a cat's way of keeping law & order?
Claw Enforcement.


"No matter how much cats fight, there always seems to be plenty of kittens."
- Abraham Lincoln

"Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat."
- Mark Twain

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