Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A: A collie-flower!
Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
A: He was trying to make both ends meet!
Why does a chicken coop have two doors ?
Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater. . . suggest that he wear a tail."
- Fran Lebowitz
"You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, `My God, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that!'"
- Dave Barry
This incredibly sad photo shows a puppy covered in blood sucking ticks as he was left on the stoop of a local animal shelter. While ticks can also infest humans, they commonly go after furry creatures like dogs and cats, this pup was host to an unusually large number of them. Hundreds of ticks were found in his ear and all over his body.
Q: Where do Superman's goldfish live? A: In the super bowl.
Q: Where do Batman's goldfish live? A: In the bat tub
What is a cat's way of keeping law & order?
"No matter how much cats fight, there always seems to be plenty of kittens."
- Abraham Lincoln
"Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat."
- Mark Twain