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The National Institutes of Health have announced that they will no longer be using rats for medical experimentation. In their place, they will use attorneys. They have given three reasons for this decision:
1. There are now more attorneys than there are rats.
2. The medical researchers don't become as emotionally attached to the attorneys as they did to the rats.
3. No matter how hard you try, there are some things that even rats won't do.



What did one lab rat say to the other?
I've got my scientist so well trained that every time I push the buzzer, he brings me a snack.

What do you get if you try to cross a rat with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the rat!



What goes eek, eek, bang?
A rat in a minefield!

What's the hardest part of milking a rat?
Getting it to fit over a bucket!










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