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Funny & Famous Quotes about Dogs (2)
"To err is human, to forgive, canine."
"Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you're coming home his face might burn up."
- "DEEP THOUGHTS" by Jack Handy
"By what right has the dog come to be regarded as a "noble" animal? The more brutal and cruel and unjust you are to him the more your fawning and adoring slave he becomes; whereas, if you shamefully misuse a cat once she will always maintain a dignified reserve toward you afterward- you will never get her full confidence again."
- Mark Twain
"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives."
- Sue Murphy
"The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man's."
- Mark Twain, Letter to W D Howells, 4/2/1899
"Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail."
- Henry Wheeler Shaw
"I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now."
- Steven Wright
"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear."
- Dave Barry
"Flatterers look like friends, as wolves like dogs."
- George Chapman
"I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive."
- Gilda Radner
"How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg."
- Abraham Lincoln
"Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant."