Funny & Famous Quotes about Cats (2)
"A dog will flatter you but you have to flatter the cat."|
- George Mikes
"You can keep a dog; but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals."
- George Mikes
"You own a dog but you feed a cat."
- Jenny de Vries
"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well."
- Missy Dizick
"One is never sure, watching two cats washing each other, whether it's affection, the taste or a trial run for the jugular."
- Helen Thomson
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this."
"A cat sees no good reason why it should obey another animal, even if it does stand on two legs."
- Sarah Thompson
"Cats are kindly masters, just so long as you remember your place."
- Paul Gray
"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later."
- Mary Bly
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats."
- Albert Schweitzer
I have noticed that what cats most appreciate in a human being is not the ability to produce food which they take for granted--but his or her entertainment value.
- Geoffrey Household
If a dog jumps into your lap it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing it is because your lap is warmer.
- A. N. Whitehead
Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.
- Joseph Wood Krutch
I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul.
- Jean Cocteau
There is, incidently, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person.
- Dan Greenberg
No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat, and no amount of masking tape can ever totally remove his fur from your couch.
- Leo Dworken
Cats can be cooperative when something feels good, which, to a cat, is the way everything is supposed to feel as much of the time as possible.
- Roger Caras
Like a graceful vase, a cat, even when motionless, seems to flow.
- George F. Will